My husband and I were having a DEEP conversation about dating Jax (a character from the show “Vanderpump Rules”) this morning. I made the unguarded comment that I would not want to be married to Jax because it would be terrible to have to live with someone so dumb. Isaac overheard us and started saying, “Dumb, Dumb, I is dumb.” I was horrified because we haven’t used that word around him and he doesn’t know what dumb means.

I said, “Isaac, I’m sorry for saying that word, you are smart.”

And Isaac said, “I is dumb,”

And I said, “You are smart.”

And Isaac escalated, “I is dumb!”

So I said, “Okay, you are dumb.”

Only a toddler can be stubborn about being dumb.