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Mummy Babies

Isaac is really into Mummies lately. They had a book at school he liked and then we checked out a bunch from the library. Isaac doesn’t think they are gross and even thinks this mummy is pretty.

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Go figure.

But the other day in the car we were talking about how much cows weigh at birth (some dairy cows weigh 109 lb.) versus how much humans weigh at birth (you know), and Isaac said, how much do mummies weigh at birth?

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Then poop pooped in peepee’s pants

Isaac likes to tell jokes now. Unfortunately they all have the same punch line. An example is, “why did the wall hold up the roof?” “Because poop pooped in peepee’s pants.” For the sake of variety, sometimes pee poops in poopoo’s pants, or pees in peepee’s pants, or peepee pees in poopoo’s pants, you get the idea…