Stupid monkey

Two funny things happened with Isaac during one safari ride at Animal Kingdom. When we first got on the ride Isaac looked at the animals and said, “can we kill them and eat them?”

A little later on in the ride Isaac said, “hi monkey!” Really loud and everyone on the jeep laughed. Then he said, “you stupid monkey.”

…uncomfortable silence.


Old Post- Just Now Publishing

This is from May 2014- but somehow I published it to the wrong place…

Yesterday I had to make a Skype phone call to a business associate in the UK.

It was early in the morning and so I did it from home, and Isaac was with me.

As soon as he heard me on the phone he ran into my office and started listening into the phone call. He started calling the man, whose name is Stephen, David. So I corrected him and said his name was Stephen, but for some reason Isaac misheard me and thought I said Stinky.

So then he started saying, “Hey Stinky, how are you doing Stinky?”


Boy Words

There are a few words and phrases Isaac says often, and when I try to say them he will say, “You can’t say that, it is a boy word.”

“For real life, I’m sure” is one of the phrases. He uses this the most often but there have been others as well.

I ask him what are some girl words I can say, but he doesn’t know any.


Buying a car

Today Isaac asked me, “How do people get there when they buy cars?”

At first I didn’t understand what he meant and then he said, “the first time they buy a car, how do people get to the place to buy the car?”

I am astonished at his brain.